If there are two people that we’re totally sick of, it’s probably Terry Richardson and Lindsay Lohan. We wish Terry would stop being such a ubiquitously boring creep, and that Lindsey would get her life together and return to her Mean Girls-era glory. In the mean time, we’d rather they just shy away from the spotlight. This is clearly not something either of them like to do.
The New York Daily News reports that Richardson photographed Lindsay with James “Total Freak, Total Hottie” Franco the night before his epically stoned Oscars hosting stint. Some ridiculous “art-world insider” describes it as “Warhol co-branding with Haring and Basquiat,” which is just a really dumb thing to say given the parties involved but whatever because this story gets even weirder.
According to the Daily Mirror, Lindsey is getting paid $3.4 million to pose for Terry’s “explicit photographic book” that will involve “full frontal nudity” and “graphic shots.” (Also, we so don’t remember this, but Linds and James were supposedly romantically linked like five years ago? What?) We don’t know how much we believe all of this, but Terry did hang out with James backstage at the Oscars last night. If anything, it’s safe to assume Monica Lewinsky isn’t involved.