Her name is Micaela Schaefer, and we’re sure you’ve never heard of her. Things we know: she appeared on Germany’s Next Top Model (where she lied about taking naked pictures), she has scary fake boobs, and she loves baring her scary fake boobs’ nipples.
We would like to thank HuffPost Style for making us aware of her existence on this otherwise average Wednesday. They found pictures of her in a confounding tape dress from this week’s German premiere of Men in Black 3, and while you can’t see her nipples this time around, you can see pretty much everything else.
As a primer of sorts, we’ve rounded up Schafer’s other OMGWRITEABOUTMEPLZ outfits below. So much (obviously NSFW) nipple:
this is some kind of spaceship or something.