You know how sometimes when you’re hungover it only takes one tiny glass of bubbly to make you feel drunk again? Well today our minds are still a little boggled by last night’s Miley Cyrus MTV documentary, and these photos of her and Terry Richardson, taken in less than 24 hours after air time, are not so much the equivalent of a pick-me-up bubbles as they are the bladder of a wine cask that’s been refilled with a combination of Faux Loko and bong juice.
Speaking of giant cans, another drink we will never be consuming again is Arizona ice tea. Especially not the Grapeade flavor. The whole thing kinda bums us out because Miley: The Movement almost had us on the side of the 20-year-old woman who can, as she says, do whatever she wants. But isn’t it more empowering to document it though selfies rather than enlisting popular culture’s creepiest