There’s only one topic of conversation around the water cooler this morning, and that’s Miley Cyrus’ faith-in-humanity-spoiling VMA performance. Helen of Troy may have had the face that launched a thousand ships, but the former Disney Chanel star’s twerkin’ bum and foam finger launched tweets, memes, and gifs in the MILLIONS. Between Rihanna’s unenthused expression, the sheer terror on the faces of Will Smith and his family, and the applicable pop culture references that say it all, the web has been ripe with LOL-worthy retorts to Cyrus’ unappetizing recital. Here are some of our favorites:
Vera de Miley.
Miley’s bum was the real victim.
“That’s my girl.”
This just tugs at our achy breaky heart strings.
The good news is that Billy Ray Cyrus’ follower count increased tenfold.
We imagine Drake would sooner spend a night with Amanda Bynes than Miley and her furries.
She’s a really cool girl.
Gaga was pretty much winning the whole night, but this victory was the sweetest for certain.
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