Enough already, Miranda Kerr, we get it. While commoners tread through the airport in whatever abomination they slept in the night before, you arrive looking as if you’ve just stepped off set. Between this and boasting Orlando Bloom as your hubby, you are utterly cruel.
Earlier this morning, Kerr arrived at Narita International Airport outside of Tokyo to throngs of adoring, borderline-manic Japanese fans. It probably didn’t help their sanity that the Victoria’s Secret model looked absolutely perfect in a stunning Eastern-inspired orange dress that cinched her tinier-than-tiny waist. She greeted fans with waves and smiles, as their signs read things like, “Please hug me,” and “Let’s have a picture taken together.” It was sweet, really, but we still can’t help but feel a little animosity towards the Australian superhuman.
Sigh. View all the pictures below, and prepare to hate her even more:
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this is some kind of spaceship or something.