Very Pregnant Miranda Kerr Will Give Birth In Next Few Weeks

Miranda Kerr has had quite the eventful pregnancy! She is set to give birth to what will certainly be one of the most beautiful children ever (though the kid may have some competition) some time in the next few weeks. Kerr’s parents have even flown in from Australia in anticipation of the event.

In honor of the impending birth, we’ve put together an extensive timeline of Kerr’s pregnancy. Servicey!

June 2: A two-months pregnant Kerr allegedly gets into a fight with dreamboat boyfriend Orlando Bloom at Bergdorf. It has something to do with shoes.

June 21: Kerr and Bloom reconcile their shoe-related differences and announce their engagement.

Late July: The impossibly gorgeous couple get married in a super secret ceremony.

July 28: A loose-lipped model friend tells Us Weekly that Kerr is preggers. Poor form, model friend!

August 20: We finally receive confirmation that Kerr is in fact with child. She spills to Vogue España: “Yes, I am pregnant. Four months along.”

September 30: Pregnancy doesn’t stop Kerr from walking the Balenciaga runway.

November 9: Kerr poses naked for W. She is very pregnant. And very naked.

November 10: The supermodel posts to her Facebook page that American Airlines lost her luggage … and her wedding dress.

November 15: Kerr puts her New York bachelorette pad on the market, since she and Bloom have settled in LA.

So now Kerr and Bloom are hanging out in Cali with the rest of the Kerr clan, waiting for Miranda to pop. Obviously we’ll keep you posted on the Kerr/Bloom offspring adventure as details emerge!

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