If you’re going to let it all hang out, we think it best to follow Miranda Kerr’s lead and do it in Louis Vuitton.
In her latest skin-baring spread for V magazine, Mrs. Orlando Bloom poses as Hungarian-born porn star and politician Cicciolina, a.k.a Ilona Staller, who often served as a ribald muse for ex-husband Jeff Koons.
In homage to Cicciolina, who is famous for delivering political speeches with one breast laid bare, Kerr exposes her own bosom in a barely-there Vuitton silk slip. Adding to her hard-core appeal is the long, peroxide-blonde wig, which is offset by a delicate flower crown.
In the following images, you will find the Victoria’s Secret model sporting a see-through Agent Provocateur bodysuit and microscopic pink sweater, while holding a carton of eggs in a field, as well as posing seductively atop bales of hay in Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci. And for those less sartorially-focused, she also appears topless neath an adorable pink umbrella.
See the suggestive images below, and view the nubile nymph’s full spread here.
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