Miranda Kerr is a genetically blessed human being in terms of current standards of beauty and sex appeal, particularly within the fashion industry. This is why she is a model. This is why Victoria’s Secret pays her the big bucks to wear lingerie in the hopes that it will convince other women that their lingerie will make them look like Miranda Kerr, too. Miranda Kerr gave birth to another human being three months ago. On Sunday, she posed in a bikini for Victoria’s Secret.
Unsurprisingly, she looked almost exactly the same as she looked before she became a human incubator. Here are some before, during, and after photos of Miranda Kerr’s pregnancy.
This is why she’s a model.
UPDATE: We were asked to remove Kerr’s bikini pic by the photographer. Sad face.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.