If, for some reason, you chose to stay in Saturday night to watch the Miss Universe 2013 pageant, we sincerely hope 1) you had a sufficiently abundant supply of snarky friends, Cheetos and booze and 2) that there was so much product placement you got tipsy enough to find the tiara snafu hilarious.
We may not remember much else, but what we do have the morning after is a bunch of so-glittery-they’re-blinding photos and many, many years of experience using the fairest, not-subjective-at-all ordering system out there. (Otherwise known as our eyes.)
Hey! Why not make a game out of this too? Just don’t drink every time you see an illusion neckline — we wouldn’t want anyone going to the emergency room on our account.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.