We Rank, Pass Judgment on the Miss Universe 2013 Evening Looks

If, for some reason, you chose to stay in Saturday night to watch the Miss Universe 2013 pageant, we sincerely hope 1) you had a sufficiently abundant supply of snarky friends, Cheetos and booze and 2) that there was so much product placement you got tipsy enough to find the tiara snafu hilarious.

We may not remember much else, but what we do have the morning after is a bunch of so-glittery-they’re-blinding photos and many, many years of experience using the fairest, not-subjective-at-all ordering system out there. (Otherwise known as our eyes.)

Hey! Why not make a game out of this too? Just don’t drink every time you see an illusion neckline — we wouldn’t want anyone going to the emergency room on our account.

Related Links:
The Unofficial Miss Universe 2013 Drinking Game
Then Vs. Now: The Slow Disintegration of The Bikini at Miss USA
Transgender Miss Universe Contestant Gets Her Own Reality Series

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