Patricia Krentcil, the mother accused of putting her 5-year-old daughter in a tanning booth, has been one of our weirder obsessions this past week.
Saturday Night Live spoofed “Tan Mom” on Weekend Update, and Kristen Wiig played the fake baker to perfection. When Seth Meyers tells Wiig-as-Krentcil the she looks like a baseball glove, she replies that it’s on purpose. Haven’t you ever heard of the Wilson Athletic beauty routine?!
“Every night I rub my face with Murphy’s oil soap, then I put a baseball in my mouth, and sleep with my head under the mattress. And now I have the look every woman dreams of: Wile E. Coyote right after something blows up in his face.”
True. Now watch: