We saw just enough in Vicky Cristina Barcelona to suspect that Penélope Cruz has a kinky side, and now that we’ve seen her writing and directorial debut for L’Agent by Agent Provocateur, we’re convinced she’s a full-blown S&M-practicing freak. So much so that YouTube deemed the flick NSFW, taking it down immediately, but we’ve got it right here for your lingerie-shopping pleasure.
The short film may look like a fantasy dreamt up by a teenage boy, but the lingerie is all lady. We’re pretty sure that after this amorous short, the Cruz sisters’ lingerie is going to sell like crazy on Net-a-Porter.
Essentially, supermodel Irina Shayk stars in this lingerie-clad utopia, which is only discovered when the film’s star, Miguel Angel Silvestre, throws on a pair of L’Agent wayfarers. During his time in the sexual nirvana, he stumbles upon a threesome (or two), observes half-naked women hanging on flying rings, and even a giraffe in the background as Shayk seduces him very unapologetically. Seriously, if this girl is trying to stay clear of stalkers, she’s going about it all wrong.
Cruz’s husband Javier Bardem even makes a cameo, but it’s not quite as titillating as you might imagine. Watch the video below, but let us warn you, it’s just about as NSFW as it gets.
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