Having a tail ain’t just for cats, dogs, and lizards anymore! Uhhh, yay? UK company TellTails has a line of life-sized tails designed especially for us biped folks! The butt additions are being sold via UK store Kigu, and available tails include squirrel, dinosaur, lion, lemur, and (by far the most dapper) fox. This seems like something only really appropriate on Halloween, right? Wasn’t part of the point of human evolution to lose our tails? They sorta became unnecessary once we figured out how to walk upright on our own two feet.
What do you think? We live in New York so it’s become increasingly difficult to discern what’s ridiculous and what’s not. So tell us: would you wear a tail?
Check out the designs below…
this is some kind of spaceship or something.