Don’t get us wrong — we like the smoky singer’s style and applaud her for maintaining her integrity amid all the criticism surrounding her music. And while much of Lana Del Rey’s ‘retro soul siren meets modern day diva’ works for us, we just cannot get on board with those nails. They’re too long, too scary and too impractical to be cool, even in an ironic way. Plus they keep reminding us of that child-eating monster in Pan’s Labyrinth which is not a plus.
With all the luxe manicures available today, wouldn’t it just be easier to shave them down and decorate them with little tuxedos like Zooey Deschanel? We’ll even grant her custody of the giant gold hoop earrings she seems to love, although Fergie may own the rights to those. Still not sure what to make of her claws? These pics should help make up your mind.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.