You thought the Summer Olympics were over, didn’t you? How very wrong you were. They’ve just relocated to Las Vegas, where Prince Harry apparently tried to restore his noble country of Great Britain to aquatic glory this weekend by challenging reigning champ Ryan Lochte to a drunken race in a nightclub pool.
Yes, that would be a pool in a nightclub. We’re pretty sure Lochte’s found his happy place.
The NY Daily News has a video of the epic showdown, which began with the pair jumping into the water, jeans and all (what, no Speedo, Ryan? Didn’t your mother tell you to always be prepared?) While Harry was shirtless, his opponent swam the race in a white tee, which either means he’s finally gotten sick of being half-naked at all times, or — and we wouldn’t put this past him —was planning on trying his hand/abs at a wet t-shirt contest afterwards.
And although we may have missed out on the fun over in Sin City, our favorite Olympian party boy is due in NYC on Friday for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, so you can bet we’ll be keeping our ears peeled for “Jeahs” at the only nightclub pool we know of on this island. Although, we must attest, Le Bain is slightly less equipped to play host to these kinds of Olympic swim-offs: