You’d never peg Chelsea Handler as a hard-hitting interviewer, but on Thursday night’s Chelsea Lately, she asked Rachel Bilson what we all want to know: “How did you get burgled five times?”
Sadly, all we got was a non-answer and lightning-fast topic change from the OC star and Lagerfeld hanger-on — who’s already made her views on Sofia Coppola’s Bling Ring quite clear, by the way — followed by some not-as-juicy info about her wardrobe for The To Do List.
“I don’t know how I feel about it because I was definitely a Kelly girl,” Bilson said. “But I had Donna Martin on. That sounds really weird. But I did.”
For those of us who weren’t born yet when Tori Spelling and her ilk were wreaking havoc in Beverly Hills, there’s still the other two minutes of Bilson banging on about getting mistaken for an unaccompanied minor, almost not graduating from high school and how she feels about teenage thieves using her bathroom.
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