First of all, let’s play, “When is Rihanna not on a boat?” I’m convinced at this point it’s been months since she’s walked on land or wore clothes, but TBH – totally here for it. Go on, Ariel. On her most recent ~getaway~ photos were snapped of BadGalRiRi getting extra close with a topless, tatted gal pal, and the sight of which has people making all sorts of assumptions (and you know what they say when you assume). Before we jump to conclusions, let’s just lay out what could possibly be going on between the two at said moment:
1. She was shotgunning the blunt – ain’t nobody got time for wasted goods, and we know Rih is all about going green.
2. Rih was readjusting that oh-so-groovy head scarf, because her crew has got to stay looking right…even in the middle of the Pacific.
3. Her friend was wearing Google Glasses, capturing Rih doing the Shmoney Dance, pt. 2, in real time.
4. She whispering the combination to the cooler, cause trust no bitch when you’re on a yacht with a limited supply of champagne.
5. ON THAT DAY NO FUX WERE GIVEN AND THEY BE GETTIN’ IT.