Rihanna is being honored for her ability to wear clothes at tonight’s CFDA Awards, so it’s somewhat ironic that her red carpet look on the evening was basically the opposite of clothes.
It appears to be a sheer, glittery body stocking, presumably intended to be worn underneath other things if at all, yet here worn simply with a matching glittery cap and a cotton candy-colored fur stole draped artfully over her privates. We can only assume this was at least partly intended as a giant “fuck you” to the nipple nazis over at Instagram, which somewhat awkwardly happens to the CFDA’s new favorite app, and which will now inevitably be flooded with #regrams of RiRi’s #OOTD even in the absence of the bad gal herself.
Rihanna: 1. Instagram: 0. Level of iconicity attained: 582,602. Remember when Lupita wore pedal pushers and everyone was impressed for a hot second?