We’re not surprised to learn that demand for his affections was high enough that a Ryan Gosling body pillow exists — especially when it has arrived just in time for Valentine’s Day. We have a sneaking suspicious it’s the brainchild of St. Valentine himself, as making accommodations for all the single ladies ain’t easy and this is surely an all around lady pleaser. Alas, if that’s the case he’s acting under the pseudonym Catie Noble on Etsy and pushing the safety cushions for a pretty $73.14 a pop. But then again, can you really put a price on spooning Gosling at your disposable? We know James Franco would back us on this investment, so there’s that.