The first thing that Ryan Lochte does after swimming in the Olympics? Hit up red carpets with leggy ladies, obviously. Swimming’s hottest (maybe) bachelor was spotted at a Speedo event in London last night with model Annabeth Murphy-Thomas, who was wearing a very strange frock made of excess swimsuit material. HUH?
Murphy-Thomas is signed with Select Model Management in London, but this stunt will probably become what she’s best known for thus for. There is no way around it, that dress is hideous. The pattern on the dress looks like a tacky Tiffany lamp. Either that, or it’s showing her muscular system, and gazing at what looks like someone’s innards is a very specific type of uncomfortable. It can’t be unseen. It’s unclear whether Murphy-Thomas was there are Lochte’s date, or if they were snapped together as part of the PR for the even. But if she wanted to win Lochte’s heart, she should’ve just worn white jeans and been done with it. Because after that showing this may turn into just another one of those one-night stands Mama Lochte was talking about.
On the other side of the red carpet, Michael Phelps and model girlfriend Megan Rossee made their first public appearance. We’re quite sad that Phelps is off the market, but we’ll admit that Rossee’s not too shabby.
Now that you’ve been warned about the weird organ dress, FEAST YOUR EYES:
this is some kind of spaceship or something.