That mixture of panic and guilt you get when you have to use a communal changing room at the wrong end of your laundry cycle? It’s because of lingerie-shaming, which is what Sienna Miller is doing to us in Elle‘s latest issue. Miller wasn’t one of the seven November cover girls, but she does get eight pages dedicated to her luminous beauty and her very expensive underwear.
Among the delicate pieces are a $2,500 Donna Karan silk shift, a baby blue Balmain lace tank and shiny Dior briefs ($1,000 each) and various $275 bras by Dolce & Gabbana. It’s part English rose with a trust fund and part ’90s Courtney Love, and it’s making us feel way less excited about Pumpkin Spice Lattes and fall coats.