Swarovski Crystals Are The Perfect Unpronounceable Holiday Gift!

If you’re still trying to figure out what to get your friends and family for the holidays, why not consider Swarovski crystals? Per a pair of ex-porn stars shilling the gems in Saturday Night Live’s last (and most bizarrely hilarious) sketch of the evening, they’re “perfect for Christmas, bracelets, necklace, business, wearing, crystals.” Just because you can’t pronounce them doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get some for everyone in your family! And also, you should buy some for your house, to put “on the tall things with different levels.”


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