Sofia Vergara plays the hilarious Gloria on Modern Family, but she’s equally as funny in real life. In Lucky‘s November issue, the voluptuous Colombian chats about career, designing for K-Mart, and of course, her bod.
The mag is quick to point out that Vergara oozes sex appeal on- and off-screen, and that her heavy accent is quite captivating (“her ‘its’ emerging adorably as ‘eets.’”). Though Vergara became a household name for her role in Modern Family, she comes clean about her career and wanting to design a fashion line:
“I met all these women there who saw all the fun, colorful, comfortable stuff I was wearing and said, ‘Where did you get that, it is so cute.’ And I knew I had access to the designers and I wanted to give the woman who is saving her grocery money for a cute outfit something good that she can afford. Truthfully, I always thought of acting as a way to get a clothing line and as an experiment. I am really excited for my fall line. We have leggings that feel great and are really slimming and jackets that you can wear for day and night.”
While on the subject of clothes, Vergara takes the opportunity to talk about her best assets. No, not the one that caused her wardrobe malfunction at the Emmys.
“I know [my breasts] have opened doors for me, let’s be real. But I so hate when I see Gisele and she is wearing a tiny little tank top with no bra, like, ‘Oh, I just threw this on, I look so cute.’ If I wore that I would look like I was pregnant or a fat stripper.”
Yeah, we feel ya, girl. Vergara continues to say that finding a dress for the Emmys was a “pain in the ass” (as was finding one for the Golden Globes) and that her ensemble must be “Espectacular!“:
“I am not there to look intelligent. I want to show all this off while I still have it. I already know I am going to get a breast lift. Then, maybe one day, when I am done with being sexy, I will just get rid of them.”
But in the meantime, she’s keeping her girls safe and sound — we can hear the guys breathing a big sigh of relief. Check out more of Vergara below, and pick up Lucky on newsstands October 9:
this is some kind of spaceship or something.