They’re engaged to the sexiest men alive. They wear lingerie that costs more than your parents’ nest eggs and stock portfolios combined. They record albums because auto-tune can make an Adele out of absolutely anyone, even if her only singing experience is lip-syncing “That Don’t Impress Me Much.” They’re models living charmed model lives, but, believe it or not, there’s still stuff that dampens their spirits.
Although most professionally photogenic people use Instagram to document Parisian weekends and incredible feats of age makeup, others aren’t afraid to let the world know when they’ve got a case of the mean reds. Whether it’s the departure of a beloved Family Guy character or a bunch of defenseless green bananas, Shit That Makes Models Sad just got real — or at least real enough to warrant a Tumblr.
We’ve already compiled your first seven posts below, and all we ask in return is that you credit us for the brilliant concept. Also, please forget our names if Naomi ever comes knocking.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.