The Teen Choice Awards rolled out their blue carpet last night and for those of you as far out of their teens as we are, it’s the one where honorees win surfboards. Anyway! While we managed to only recognize about two-thirds of the attendees (apparently we need to beef up on our CW television line-up), we were able to separate the good from the bad looks and the boring from the bold ones.
Blake Lively stepped out in a sherbet orange Gucci dress which she paired with her go-to jeweler, Lorraine Schwartz and while we love the color, the whole look just served to remind us that we’re officially bored with Blake. Moving on! Zoe Saldana killed it in a crinkly metallic look by Lanvin which will now haunt our penniless dreams while Zooey Deschanel took the somewhat obvious (for her) route of a nude and black lace a-line number courtesy of Miu Miu. Rachel Bilson wore a frothy white dress by Chloe that was as pretty as it was snooze-worthy and Selena Gomez managed to make a toilet paper train look acceptable. Emma Stone skipped the carpet but took the stage in a covetable Christian Dior resort dress with metallic accents and Justin Bieber started what is about to be the next big thing in teenage formalwear: the undone bowtie. Our final thoughts go to Pretty Little Liars star Lucy Hale, who is apparently following in Lady Gaga‘s heel-less footsteps (really?) and Cameron Diaz who hereby wins the award for Most Predictable Dresser Ever. Is it short, tight, and strapless? Cammie will wear it! Thankfully, she was saved by her delightfully eye-catching accessories: a pair of coral, black, and white Burak Uyan heels, a metallic-trim clutch by Chloe, and several Vhernier cocktail rings.
Now it’s your turn! Whose look did you love? Whose did you hate? And whose are you planning on recreating this Saturday night?
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