Nothing makes you feel older than not knowing who all those darn teenaged celebrities are anymore — except possibly being out-dressed by all those darn teenaged celebrities.
This makes us long for the good old days when Harry Potter-era Emma Watson “would raid her mother’s and her stepmother’s closets for premieres,” but we suppose times have a-changed and it’s impossible to step toe on a red carpet anymore without having been styled half to death, which accounts for some of the more … mature ensembles from last night’s Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party.
On average, everyone looked (somewhat) blandly polished and inoffensively pretty: Zoey Deutch in a black floral Kenzo Alexa Chung wore whilst smoking outside in August, for example, or Sarah Hyland in a Mary Katrantzou-y print. Better yet were Victoria Justice in a bright-red, double-breasted Armani suit and Styleite love-letter recipient Kiernan Shipka in brocade pants.
See more looks here and note Maude Apatow‘s shoes.
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this is some kind of spaceship or something.