The Golden Globes‘ red carpet rolls out on Sunday, positioning itself happily in between the gaudy awkwardness of the People’s Choice Awards and the poker-faced Academys. But while the Globes’ list of winners is often thought to function only as a Swarovski crystal ball belonging to a guy named Oscar, the sartorial hits — and misses — will be remembered well after awards season is over.
See below for 24 of the Globes’ best, worst, and most impossible to categorize gowns. At least Lara Flynn Boyle can be glad memes didn’t exist when she wore that David Cardona tutu in 2003.
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this is some kind of spaceship or something.