Here’s a telltale sign we’ve lost it. You can now live in your clothes. The Rainbro – the colorful wearable sleeping bag – has arrived. This new poofy tent from Poler makes you look like you’re wearing your comforter to avoid that whole clothes-touching-my-skin thing, but it is a real $130 garment that you can tuck your arms and legs into. The style description says you can cinch it with a belt, but there’s really no point.
If no one has named you a street style star this WHOLE SUMMER, you may as well roll around on the floor and cry in one of these in the nearest forest, right? Wrong. While this would be the ideal garment to allow Liz Lemon to work on her night cheese in the great outdoors, you don’t have to be a human burrito. There are sleeping bags you can carry on your back. Prioritizing function over fashion in this instance just isn’t worth the comfort of having your own highly visible nap pod while you’re waiting in line for a concert.
Allow the Rainbro to swallow you whole, and it’s a sign you really just need a vacation that doesn’t involve glamping. But here, watch everyone happily free falling through the sky in theirs.