Tinder’s Creepier Cousin 3nder Is Here to Make Threesomes Even More Awkward

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If you’ve ever been swiping through photos of shirtless bros posing with five other shirtless bros on Tinder and thought, “Gee, I wish I could be with more than two of these bros at one time,” there’s now an app for that! The company behind Tinder and Grindr is now responsible for 3nder, a dating app that finally makes it possible to have threesomes with people you meet on the internet.

3nder’s aim, as explained in their mission statement, is to “make society more open about sexual desires,” for “all swingers, newbies, curious and experienced,” because ”they are all discriminated by society the same way gay people were 15 years ago,” and ”we need to evolve our social acceptance,” you prudes.

The app works for singles and couples, by getting you to plug in your desires and match you up only with people who share them. Right now it’s still in the development stage, but the app’s stock couple Dave & Jane, who are 26 and 23 respectively, paint a portrait of the world’s hippest threesome seekers, their interests including Vice, wayfarers, kale chips, Portland, letterpress, and chillwave. This is basically a Gowanus Whole Foods for swingers.

As the spectrum of open relationships becomes ever broader, it’s inevitable that dating apps will develop to reflect our changing desires. The user interface looks great too, but let’s be real — if you’re treading the sexually and emotionally complex waters of a threesome, you should probably have the balls to do it in real life. Maybe it’s time to evolve our social skills rather than our social acceptance.

3nder.us — Threesomes made easy. from 3nder on Vimeo.

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