We thought we were doing a good job of making fun of Toddlers & Tiaras, but our righteous indignation about the TLC show pales in comparison to this parody, in which lost but not forgotten Disney lady Ashley Tisdale shows us what lies ahead for the pageant contestants.
Turns out: More pageants! Tisdale and Leah Remini (the lady from The King of Queens and The Talk) play a future vision of 4-year-old beauty queen Makenzie and her mother Juana on Toddlers & Tiaras: Where Are They Now? At 25, Makenzie and Juana are still actively competing in the little girls’ pageant division, and still serving up all the screaming, bickering and pacifier-loss bewailing we saw when Makenzie was knee-high to a pygmy. Is there a better way to start your morning? No, no there is not.