WATCH: This Pageant Toddler Has Over 100 Outfits, Loves Making Fart Noises

It’s moments like these that make us completely forget that TLC actually stands for “The Learning Channel”.

Toddlers & Tiaras has a history of delivering material that makes us fear for the future. Watch as 5-year-old Tori talks about her closet full of over 100 outfits and runs around her yard making fart noises, all while her mother insists that “everything she’s ever touched has went to gold”. This mother/daughter combo might be right up there with that of Honey Boo-Boo Child, but at least she’s not wearing fake breasts or a hooker costume. Check out the clip below!

 

[HuffPost TV]

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