Why couldn’t we have fake moms this cool? In the latest episode of #CandidlyNicole the world’s third-best backup dancer takes her 14-year-old sister Sofia to the piercing clinic, and gives us more tips from her endless trove of valuable life lessons.
Posing as Sophia’s severely uninformed mother (“How old are you? Are you allergic to latex or antibiotics? You don’t have the herp, right?”), Nicole takes a detour on the way home to stop in for a mother-daughter bonding session in the piercing chair. They’re just doing ears rather than nips today, but that doesn’t mean there’s an absence of discussion on which piercings are the most painful and which are the most slutty (no prizes for guessing):
“I got my tongue pierced for a week but my mom found out, but I didn’t know that it was for sluts”, Nicole Richie says to a piercer you’re 99% sure is going to open her mouth to reveal a tongue stud.
Nicole also has some wise words for Adonica the piercer, but she is adamant they apply in all walks of life: “We’re all going to have to come across a dick to be successful.”
We’re pretty sure stunning looks, a famous family, and a wicked sense of humor will suffice for Sofia.
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