1. The Royal Wedding was beautiful, but it made some people do crazy things! One guy tattooed Will and Kate onto his teeth, another ranted about Kate on Facebook and got banned from the ceremony, yet another did cartwheels down the aisle in Westminster Abbey, and Will Ferrell … well, just click here.
3. But the real fun began after the wedding! After some official portraits were taken, Kate (ahem, Duchess Catherine) changed into a new Sarah Burton dress and joined a few hundred people for what we hear was a really good party with yummy food. The cake had 900 flowers on it! (For everything Royal Wedding-related, we refer you here.)
4. Karl Lagerfeld built a chocolate statue of Baptiste Giabiconi to help promote his new short films for Magnum Ice Cream. He then took really, really weird pictures with said statue. He also does not wash his own hair.
10. The retail world went absolutely crazy this week! Macy’s is replacing 300 million hangers with greener versions, a woman watched in horror as a Victoria’s Secret clerk shredded a pair of sweatpants in front of her, and Daphne Guinness explained how (and why) she’s getting ready for the Met Ball in a window at Barneys.