This week there were more fancy weddings than you can shake a fallopian tube inspired hat at. There were also lawsuits, a couple big September issue reveals, and the revelation that one very bold-faced fashion name is the baby daddy of Linda Evangelista’s four-year-old son.
2. You also probably shouldn’t believe François-Henri Pinault if he says he’s not the father of a gorgeous model’s child, because despite his reps denying it back in 2007, it turns out he’s the embattled babby daddy to Linda Evangelista‘s four-year-old son Augustin James.
4. Lady Gaga was accused of theft twice this week. Once for maybe stealing the domain for her new Tumblr and another for maybe not donating all the proceeds from her “We Pray For Japan” bracelets. Maybe it’s time to pray for Gaga?
9. If your successor as editor in chief of a hugely influential fashion magazine bans you from being invited to any shows, just make like Carine Roitfeld and get W magazine to follow you around with cameras as you impersonate a fancy pants couture client. Another note to selves: don’t get on Ms. Roitfeld’s bad side.
10. Smurfs make awesome models.