10 Things We Learned Last Week: June 26 – July 2

This week there were more fancy weddings than you can shake a fallopian tube inspired hat at. There were also lawsuits, a couple big September issue reveals, and the revelation that one very bold-faced fashion name is the baby daddy of Linda Evangelista’s four-year-old son.

1. Never believe Prince Harry when he says he’s “100% single.” Instead, assume he’s dating an attractive blonde who may or may not be a lingerie model.

2. You also probably shouldn’t believe François-Henri Pinault if he says he’s not the father of a gorgeous model’s child, because despite his reps denying it back in 2007, it turns out he’s the embattled babby daddy to Linda Evangelista‘s four-year-old son Augustin James.

3. Charlene Wittstock married Prince Albert of Monaco twice. First in a custom Chanel pantsuit and second in an Armani Privé off-white column gown. Karl Lagerfeld was there.

4. Lady Gaga was accused of theft twice this week. Once for maybe stealing the domain for her new Tumblr and another for maybe not donating all the proceeds from her “We Pray For Japan” bracelets. Maybe it’s time to pray for Gaga?

5. Not everything Kate Moss wears is perfect. Including, sadly, her wedding dress, which was designed by artiste-in-exile John Galliano.

6. Speaking of Galliano, he’s never, ever, ever gonna work at LVMH again. Note to selves: do not get on Bernard Arnault‘s bad side.

7. And speaking (before that) of Kate Moss, she’s definitely going to be on the cover of Vogue’s September issue — pegged to her wedding, duh. Not to be all, “We called it!” but we totally called it.

8. Some people are better at paying their bills than others. While Tommy Hilfiger, Inc. has plans to buy a very big chunk of Michael Kors, Courtney Love can’t even make her Etsy payments.

9. If your successor as editor in chief of a hugely influential fashion magazine bans you from being invited to any shows, just make like Carine Roitfeld and get W magazine to follow you around with cameras as you impersonate a fancy pants couture client. Another note to selves: don’t get on Ms. Roitfeld’s bad side.

10. Smurfs make awesome models.

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