The 5 Things Men Notice First About Women Will Shock You

Men are weird. This we know. However, we always thought we had an inkling as to what catches their eyes first on a woman. Something of the face and chest persuasion? But now that we’ve stumbled upon a Harper’s BAZAAR UK experiment that executed some good ol’ fashioned investigative journalism into the matter, we’ve come to find that we we’re terribly, terribly mistaken (and in desperate need for a root touch-up and mani/pedi).

Essentially, the BAZAAR UK editors paid a visit to their brother publication Esquire UK to ask the ‘gentlemen’ in their office: What do men notice? While you might be pleasantly surprised to see that they’re not going all T&A us, they’re not exactly looking for a kind eyes or sweet smile.

The answers and side commentary, below, will not only shock you, but might very well enrage you (especially coming from a couple of British men. Teeth, really?)

1. Feet and toe nails


celebrity feet

“Imagine if Cinderella had had a bunion? The Prince would have run a mile.”

2. The size of heads

angelina jolie forehead

“Sorry ladies. We can’t blame you for this, and God knows enough of us suffer from it too, but a giant head, as Chandler in Friends once discovered, is deeply distracting.”

3. When roots need re-dyeing

rihanna hair roots

“You obviously wanted to believe you were blonde / red / not grey once. So do we.”

4. Ears

kate hudson ears

“Specifically: giant piercings. We want to look at your face without wincing.”

5. Teeth

kirsten dunst teeth

“No one expects a Hollywood smile – we are British, after all – but fur is unacceptable.”

[Harper's BAZAAR UK]

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