Wherefore art thou, stylists?
Case in point: Morena Baccarin, Homeland‘s practically flawless Jessica Brody, opted for a slouchy, tube topped, all-white jumpsuit, a look from which even the prettiest of faces can’t distract. Starlets, let this be a lesson: if you’re going to go jumpsuit, go Valentino. Just do it.
Kristin Kreuk and Brittany Snow, regulation hotties both, also disappointed on the red carpet. Kreuk’s dress could’ve been great in either the gauzy peachy material or the gold sequins, but the combination was flat out confusing. Especially since we sat across the aisle from the Beauty and the Beast actress on a flight last month, and she even managed to look good mid-flight.
Snow, meanwhile, should have hit a high note in pale yellow, but the hem length shrunk the 5’4 star to approximately 4’10 (no offense, Olsens, still love ya!), and Paris Hilton tried to pull off Mary Katrantzou, which was an idea someone really should quashed from the get-go.
As for the rest, well, we don’t quite have the words:
this is some kind of spaceship or something.