Who Would Actually Wear A Mankini? (Kinda NSFW)

by Justin Fenner | 5:30 pm, December 1st, 2010

There are tons of things we’d never wear — bedbug-infested velour tracksuits, for example, or bolo ties. Also: mankinis.

We don’t know what kind of synaptic misfire led to the designs below, and we warn you now that the things you’re about to see cannot be unseen. While we can kinda sorta appreciate how these swimsuits cleave to the trends we saw on the runway for spring (lots of cutouts, very minimal), what we can’t understand how their makers expect them to sell. We gather that, at the moment, business must not be going so well. The suits are sold on eBay, and each one is on sale for about $10 less than its original price.

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1.Mankini Madness

This one is actually kinda futuristic.

2.Mankini Madness

This one we just don't understand.

3.Mankini Madness

We really want to make a joke here, we just can't.

4.Mankini Madness

Could a woman wear this? We don't know one who would.

5.Mankini Madness

But just look how many colorways you can get!

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MarilynC

OK. This belongs in an S&M parlor. Only!
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Who Would Actually Wear A Mankini? (Kinda NSFW)

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