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Are These Zombie Bathing Suits To Die For?

For those of you looking for a little monster-themed swimsuit shopping inspiration (who isn’t?!), take a gander at these zombie-print bandeau bikinis.

We’d think they were awesome if they weren’t also kind of offensive. Besides the whole boobs as eyes (or eyes as boobs) thing, the vagina dentata bottoms basically scream, “LADY PARTS ARE EVIL AND WILL KILL ALL MEN.”

Just like zombies! Anyway, would you wear them? You can buy ‘em here for thirty bones. At least they’re affordable?



[World of Wonder via Jezebel.]



  • http://twitter.com/JoyZombieFiend JoyZombieFiend

    Zombie Bathing Suits- So Very Very Cute! I Can’t Decide Which One I Want!! http://styleite.com/retail/zombie-bikinis/?pid=7109#image

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LASIK3PT7Z4QXQGTN4G4GZ3QYY Nayith

    Zombies are so bad taste, that should not be part of any piece of cloth.

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  • em

    You’re wrong. ZOMBIES are an awesome clothing piece. It’s such a conversation starter and you’ll easily stand out rather than wearing colorful or plain clothes.

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