Are These Zombie Bathing Suits To Die For?
For those of you looking for a little monster-themed swimsuit shopping inspiration (who isn’t?!), take a gander at these zombie-print bandeau bikinis.
We’d think they were awesome if they weren’t also kind of offensive. Besides the whole boobs as eyes (or eyes as boobs) thing, the vagina dentata bottoms basically scream, “LADY PARTS ARE EVIL AND WILL KILL ALL MEN.”
Just like zombies! Anyway, would you wear them? You can buy ‘em here for thirty bones. At least they’re affordable?