An Open Letter To The People Of Fashion Week


Dear People of Fashion Week,

If you are not Anna Dello Russo, Lady Gaga or Daphne Guinness and you committed the following fashion crimes, you did it wrong:

If you wore a face net, you did it wrong.


If you wore a flamenco dancer outfit, you did it wrong.


If you wore something on your head, even (and especially!) a turban (unless you’re June Ambrose), you did it wrong.


If you wore a tutu, you did it wrong.


If you wore red fishnets, cowboy boots and bootyshorts, you did it wrong.


If you wore a kimono, you did it wrong.


If you wore nonfunctional sunglasses inside and/or outside, you did it wrong.


If you wore fur pants, you did it wrong.


If you wore neon green eyeshadow and matching lipstick, you did it wrong.


If you wore GothLoli, Ganguro or Sweet Lolita garb, you did it wrong.

In sum, if you wore anything that resembled a costume, YOU DID IT WRONG.

Signed,
The Styleite Team

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