PHOTOS: Michael Kors Wants Guys To Stop Wearing Skinny Jeans
“Bowie meets Cary meets Gosling…” Meets Huckleberry Finn?
For Spring 2014 Michael Kors is waging war on your guy’s skinny jeans, debuting a Dickens-luxe range of sleeveless blazers, suede trenches, hemp bags, and wide-legged, pajama-style trousers complete with rope-inspired belt.
The reason for Kors’ personal vendetta is unclear. Is fitted denim not compatible with a streak-free spray tan? Is this a clandestine move to clear the path for father-son pants sharing? Whatever the reason, we’re cool with it if dudes are. Seems unfair that girls should be the only ones licensed to feel a refreshing calf breeze on a sultry summer day.
We’re not entirely sold on the PR agent’s Ryan Gosling reference, though. Is this about his bromantical Mickey Mouse Club-era pajama parties with Justin Timberlake? Last we checked, our favorite internet feminist icon was wearing wool so tight it gave it him a rash.
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