“Bowie meets Cary meets Gosling…” Meets Huckleberry Finn?
For Spring 2014 Michael Kors is waging war on your guy’s skinny jeans, debuting a Dickens-luxe range of sleeveless blazers, suede trenches, hemp bags, and wide-legged, pajama-style trousers complete with rope-inspired belt.
The reason for Kors’ personal vendetta is unclear. Is fitted denim not compatible with a streak-free spray tan? Is this a clandestine move to clear the path for father-son pants sharing? Whatever the reason, we’re cool with it if dudes are. Seems unfair that girls should be the only ones licensed to feel a refreshing calf breeze on a sultry summer day.
We’re not entirely sold on the PR agent’s Ryan Gosling reference, though. Is this about his bromantical Mickey Mouse Club-era pajama parties with Justin Timberlake? Last we checked, our favorite internet feminist icon was wearing wool so tight it gave it him a rash.
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this is some kind of spaceship or something.