Black Friday is synonymous with lots of things: deep discounts, presents, pushing people out of the way to get a pair of shoes you’ve wanted for months. And this year, shoppers pulled out all the stops to make sure they’d get exactly what they wanted. Herein, a roundup of all the horror, hilarity, discounts and guns. Yes, guns. Read on.
A Wisconsin woman threatened to shoot a line jumper at a Toys R Us. She wasn’t packing, but police still hauled her away for disorderly conduct. [Gawker]
A man in Florida did carry a guy with him to go shopping, as well as two knives and a pepper grenade. Scary. [The Miami Herald]
Jezebel contributor Jenna Sauers didn’t see any guns, but she did offer up a cautionary tale about biting off more than you can chew at the point of sale. [Jezebel]
A Target in Buffalo, NY went from “controlled to a mob” in a few minutes. People got trampled. [CNN]
At New Jersey’s Mall at Short Hills, no one got hurt, but someone did walk a way with more than one $10,000 Rolex. [Patch]
Didn’t hit the stores Friday? Refinery 29 put together a list of the best deals for Thanksgiving weekend and Cyber Monday. [Refinery 29]
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