Mo’ money, mo’ problems? Sure, if the problem is what to do with all those dumb gifts your plebian friends bought you for Christmas because their moms told them rich people like hand-picked flowers, bathtub caddies and BevMo gift cards (okay fine, everyone likes BevMo gift cards). But sometimes you want to make your one percenter BFF’s sweet life even sweeter, and what better way to do it than with a $250 truffle lying a bed of goddamn sugar pearls?
Or if she doesn’t have a sweet tooth, see below for 17 other ways to spoil her this Christmas. You’ll have to file for bankruptcy as soon as businesses reopen, but at least she might let you steal a spritz of her new $865 Clive Christian perfume, have a go on her water-propelled jetpack, or keep a couple of the diamonds that fell off her $51,000 iced manicure.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.