Oh, to have been a fly on the wall at this pitch meeting. Behold the latest in lin-gineering: the custom-sizable bra cup. One of the girls a little heftier than the other? Fret not lop-sided lasses. Put away the chicken cutlets and cancel that visit to Dr. Ryan, because thanks to the folks over at Fruit of the Loom you can now “Pick Your Perfect Pair,” sans plastic or poultry.
In fact, like something out of Sesame Street, the soon to be available line of interchangeable intimates gives you free reign over the alphabet and lets you mix and match letters so that your cups fit Y-O-U to a T. And best of all, it’s brought to you by the number 5 — as in about five bucks per side. Miracle bra, you’ve just been schooled.