Are You Anxiously Awaiting The Kardashian Kollection From Sears?

Did you know the Kardashian sisters are collaborating on a line with Sears? We didn’t either. Until today. When a notice regarding the Kardashian Kollection reached our inbox.

Here’s the thing: we’re not surprised that the Kardashians are doing this. They’ve shilled for Charmin, Silly Bandz, and a whole lot of other crap. But this email was just, well, sad. Here, look:

It’s all like, HEY DO NOT FORGET WE EXIST. (We’re not sure if the “we” is the Kardashians or Sears, but still, sad.) And the robes. And the whole “we’re still preparing for the big day” bit. And the unrelenting use of the double “K”. And the trademarked name. Just…sad.

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