Yesterday, the grand dame of theater, film, and gays Liza Minnelli made her Home Shopping Network debut and if you, like us, missed it, you’re in for a treat. While Ms. Minnelli was on for a possibly mind-numbing few hours, we’ve got all the best moments in one nice, neat video. Pop a percocet (or seven), and enjoy! (Just kidding about the percocet.)
We recommend paying extra attention when she starts instructing the models on how, exactly, to drape their shawls and when, exactly, to let them fall open.