What You Need Right Now: 10 Still-Sexy Gifts for Your Platonic Valentine

There’s been quite enough of that going around, so for this installation of WYNRN, we’re bucking the trend and keeping it strictly PG. No itchy lingerie, no nipple tassels, and certainly no Clone-A-Willies. Barf.

Unlike those other Valentine’s Day shopping guides, this one has all the appeal with nary a whiff of getting-naked-with-accoutrements. It’s the sweet, suitable-for-co-workers-and-friends construction-paper heart to the rest of the Internet’s Dylan Sprouse mirror selfie.

And so, for your cubicle mate/lunch buddy, we suggest a tube of the punchiest pink-violet lipstick or a bottle of the antidote to manicure ambivalence. For really well-behaved friends, we’re into snuggle-able art or a cheeky Perspex clutch. And for your spinster sister, we’ve got a shiny Jeni’s Brambleberry Crisp receptacle, even though, sometimes, a trough would be more appropriate.

Throw in a bar of Mast Brothers’ finest, and you’ve got yourself some bang-on presents. And that, in its own way, is pretty sexy.

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