We may all want to while away the hours prancing from one sample sale to the next, or loading our virtual shopping carts with an entire season’s worth of new duds. Of course, real life (and even realer bank accounts) get in the way. The Goods, our new curated daily feature, delivers one stand-out steal hand-selected for your quick and easy shopping pleasure. Today’s find: theme-appropriate RACHEL Rachel Roy earrings to wear on the most magical night of the year.
The historically correct method would be to jam an unsterilized safety pin through your earlobe while a friend Manic Panics your hair over the bathroom sink, but in 2013, the most suffering we’re willing to endure for fashion is teetering around in spindly Nicholas Kirkwood heels for a few hours.
These jewel-encrusted earrings deliver the same adolescents-gone-wild aesthetic without the risk of infection, and at two inches long, they’re just big enough to get a rise out of your parents (again).
For tonight’s festivities, we’re juxtaposing them with an uber-feminine ensemble to shake things up even more as we bring you the latest from the Met Gala — we’ll have all the updates on who’s wearing whom and if anyone in a voluminous gown trips up the stairs. The biggest news we can think of, though? If someone actually takes the theme seriously. For that, we’re counting on you, Anna dello Russo.
Whatever you plan on wearing, it’s time to get shopping in our Goods gallery right here:
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