Last week we attended the opening of the Saks‘s new home department, which contains everything from truly stunning Baccarat glassware to Mrs. John L. Strong bespoke stationery. There was so much to look at, admire, and not trip over, that we frankly felt a little overwhelmed.
We also couldn’t help but notice that by the time we would be able to afford anything from the home department, we would either be retiring after successful careers as bank robbers and/or be quite old. The benefit of this, of course, is that once one reaches a certain age/level of wealth, one may feel free to ignore any calls for restraint and fill one’s home with the zaniest, most awesome stuff the Saks home department has to offer. And things are pretty zany.
Below are our selections for decorating the imaginary retirement palace of our dreams, or, as we like to call it, the “Red Hat Society Registry”:
this is some kind of spaceship or something.