It has been brought to our attention that for the low, low price of $200, you can own something called a sleeve scarf. A sleeve scarf is a thick, knitted scarf with a full sleeve attached, making it the perfect garment for those days when your neck and one (but not both) of your arms are cold.
This sleeve scarf in particular (which we’re going to call a slarf just for the sake of ease) is made by Etsy user Cubist Literature, who knits these garments by hand. The item was listed for sale earlier this year, but now that it’s getting warmer we imagine that slarf orders might drop off a bit. Still, if you think you’ll want to get one for the winter ahead, we’d suggest getting in line now. Stuff like this just doesn’t last for long.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.