We may all want to while away the hours prancing from one sample sale to the next, or loading our virtual shopping carts with an entire season’s worth of new duds. Of course, real life (and even realer bank accounts) get in the way. The Goods, our new curated daily feature, delivers one standout steal hand-selected for your quick and easy shopping pleasure. Today’s find: a Pearl Georgina Chapman of Marchesa dress that’ll go so well with wine stains.
Fracket: a covering for the upper body one wears solely to nighttime events during which beer pong and slap cup are played.
Even if you mainly hang out with overgrown bros who have finance jobs now, a going-out garment you won’t really mind ruining is still plenty useful. With a decidedly un-dear price of $49.99 and coquettishness out the wazoo, this strapless Pearl Georgina Chapman of Marchesa party dress definitely fits the bill.
Of course, you’ll have to risk suffocation by semi-crunchy tulle rosettes, but this bow-embellished, Valentine’s Day color-schemed number would make a superb burial outfit — which you might actually wish for after hours of getting spilled on.
Ask for swift deliverance, aka more Goods, and you shall receive:
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