Would You Wear This? A Bikini Top That Labels Your Boobs In Fruit Sizes

Ever since that bananas Prada collection got repped by Eva Mendes and Anna Wintour, we’ve been nuts about wearable fruit. But while a picture says a thousand words, sometimes one word is enough – especially when the word is “melons.” And especially when it’s stamped in metallic block letters over your boob area.

But if you were indeed looking for a more literal interpretation on the tropical fruit-printed trend, these Bikini Kill sets by This is a Love Song have your back. Or your boobs. Whatever. Are they being punny? Is there a nugget of irony buried in that cornucopia? Are we just looking for excuses to click ‘Add to Bag’ because they’re mellowing out the more we look at them? Perhaps.

If the idea doesn’t mesh with you morally, at they’re pro-equality when it comes to your money. Coconuts, melons and apples will all set you back the same amount, and regardless of what size you’re buying them in. If only it was the same at the grocery store.

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